[Verse 1]
A figure dressed in
The finest attire that money can buy
He's laden with assets to make an impression
On a passerby
And he lives in a palace
Surrounded by roses in a perfect picture
He's in deep with the shallow
He's fading cause he can't see the sky

[Chorus]
Who are you kidding, mister?
I can give you everything
Who are you kidding, mister?
I can give you anything
Who are you kidding, mister?
I'm so happy that I could sing
Nobody, you're kidding nobody
Nobody but you

[Verse 2]
A dinner with twenty people you hatе
And they're hating you more
Talking politеly
It's all a show, tell me what is it for?
And your laugh is tale-telling
They're laughing, but you know you're not a funny man
The truth is the meaning of your life is that
You wouldn't have one if you were poor
[Chorus]
Who are you kidding, mister?
I can give you everything
Who are you kidding, mister?
I can give you anything
Who are you kidding, mister?
I'm so happy that I could sing
Nobody, you're kidding nobody
Nobody but you

[Bridge]
Such a shame, sir, such a shame
Such a shame

[Interlude]

[Breakdown]
Such a liar
What a faker
Who you kidding?
Oh, baby try harder, better try harder

[Chorus]
Who are you kidding, mister?
I can give you anything
Who are you kidding, mister?
I can give you everything
Who are you kidding, mister?
Well, I'm so happy that I could sing
Nobody, you're kidding nobody
Nobody but you
[Outro]
Nobody, nobody
Nobody but you, yeah
Nobody, you're kidding nobody
Nobody but you