[Verse 1]
To be a party head, something I could never do
I don't like no one, well, except for you

[Chorus]
You're my only friend, you don't even like me
You're my only friend, you don't even like me

[Verse 2]
Come over to my house, I've got a plan for you
You're not gonna come, but I want you to

[Chorus]
You're my only friend, you don't even like me
You're my only friend, you don't even like me