Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Son of Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
I win! I win!
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!
I get the dough, I get the broad
I'm gettin' rid of Sigmund Fraud
I'm gettin' paid
For all my work
Plus I get laid-
Now there's a perk
I'm gettin'
Great Big Stuff
No friggin' doubt about it
Great Big Stuff
How did I live without it?
Great Big Stuff
I finally get my taste
And it's going to my head
I mean the one below my waist
I'm so very...very...happy!
I made her like me
I made her care
And now she's ready
And right in there
She says she loves me
She says she-
She says shе loves me?
Great Big stuff
CHRISTINE
Look at thе way the moon behaves-

FREDDY
Great Big Stuff

CHRISTINE
Look at the way she paints
A silver ribbon on the waves
Leading directly to me and you-

FREDDY
Greatbigstuffgreatbigstuffgreat
Bigstuffgreatbigstuff...

CHRISTINE
Nothing is too wonderful-

FREDDY
Great Big...
Nothing is too wonderful

CHRISTINE
Buzz? Buzz? I do that a lot