LAWRENCE
How could you do that to her?

FREDDY
Do what to her?
We're in her room
The lights are low
I've got it made
All systems go
I'm in. She's down-
The hair; the gown-
We go to kiss;
She conks me out
Then I wake up
With nothing on
She took my clothes
My shoes are gone
My wallet's gone
My watch is gone
And here I am a schmuck in a robe

LAWRENCE
And you expect me to believe that
When she just returned the fifty
Thousand dollars I gave to her?
FREDDY
What fifty thousand dollars?

LAWRENCE
Thе fifty thousand dollars that you
Stole from her!

FREDDY
I didn't steal and fifty thousand dollars
From hеr!
Hey, there's my clothes

CHRISTINE'S VOICE
Goodbye boys. It was fun
Love, The Jackal!

FREDDY
The more I cried
The more she cared
The more I lied
The more she bared
The more I sang
The more she sung
I mean, come on
She gave me tongue!
ANDRE
Amazing
Zis idot
I hate to say i told you so-

LAWRENCE
Amazing
The Timing
She really had me down-

ANDRE
So young, so good
So right, so nice
She played you like a pair of dice

LAWRENCE
The eyes, the smile
The joy, the hope
The hair, the clothes

ANDRE
Ze soap!

ALL
The soap!
LAWRENCE
The soap!

FREDDY
That lousy, stinking, lying, cheating
Totally dishonest, dirty, rotten-

LAWRENCE
Yes Freddy, isn't she wonderful!