[Verse 1]
My dad he sought to teach me all the rules of mathematics
I absorbed all of his lessons now I sometimes wish I hadn't
'Cause now I know to add up, put two and two together
I'm curious if ignorance would not have suit me better
And I set sail for Washington and the hardest part of moving
Is the tourist traps that snare you and I got the shirt to prove it
I want a hotter body and a cooler sense of style
Want to corner every market in the country by the time I
By the time I turn 25, the time I learned to drive
Oh, I'm behind the curve 'cause I'm not famous as a child alright

[Chorus]
I have a thought it's alright
I write a song it's alright
You sing along it's alright
At rock bottom I'm still better than I've been in my life

[Verse 2]
I'm waiting for the vampires to leave their homes to feed
So I can swoop and take their parking spot, it's tough out on the street
When it's every monster for themselves but I am not a monster though
I just want to park my Mazda close to home as possible
I always push the people further asking for a bit more
But lately all these comments make me careful what I fish for
You told me I'm intractable, I only nod my head
But then I had to suck it up and finally google what it meant