[Verse 1]
Mary Ann found herself in some trouble
She'd never seen a man that stood so tall
The fact he was so sizable
Made him too recognizable
And that man, he wouldn't stand for that at all

[Verse 2]
That banker never punched his ticket early
Dependable to run five minutes late
Today he's bound to beat the clock
And that four-way stop seems safe to cross
If only he'd been taught to look both ways

[Chorus]
There is nothing you can do
I am coming straight for you

[Verse 3]
Benjamin was born to breathe in water
Every race resulted in a gold
A couple laps to start the day
A trouble cramp ties up his leg
And not a soul to watch him sink below

[Verse 4]
Grinding meat all week to get a paycheck
Forty hours feels like eight-five
Hank forgot the safety tips and that
Grinder, man, just grinds and rips
And to end his shift, ol' Hank, he took a dive