[Verse 1: Jake]
Got a big head but I used to think you were pretty cool
Shot weddings just to get yourself into a new apartment
Threw a tiki party in '18
Got fucked up and smoked cigs on the porch for hours
Made friends with a few friends of yours
I wouldn't talk to them if it was any other situation
Heard your partner's got the hots for Dave
Cool, you love her but you should probably just rethink that
You should probably just rethink that

[Pre-Chorus: Jake]
Rock a winter pair of flip flops
Dropped my drink at the Japanese drugstore
What's the first rule of fight club?
Sipping gin at the Vali-Hi Drive-in, oh

[Chorus: Jake]
Thank god for all the Christian mothers
I've been busy sweating undеr the covers of lovers
I'da been you if I wasn't anothеr
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape
I'm probably gonna win at Sundance
Get big just to reinvent myself
Meet up in our hometown, slow down
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape
[Post-Chorus]
Is filming my sex tape
Would you film my sex tape?

[Verse 2: Jake]
Sorry, dude, but the skate park's full
Used to cut your teeth with the family
It was real when you drove me back from the bar
Got real weird when you made a move on my sister
You made friends with a few friends of mine
You wouldn't talk to them if it was any other situation
Heard you've been getting by all right
Wish you the best and I genuinely mean that
I'm sorry about the diss track, but I genuinely mean that

[Chorus: Jake]
And thank god for all the Christian mothers
I've been busy sweating under the covers of lovers
I'da been you if I wasn't another
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape
Probably gonna win at Sundance
Get big just to reinvent myself
Meet up in our hometown, slow down
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape

[Outro: Whistler, Jake & Joseph Carl Hays]
And thank god for all the Christian mothers (Is filming my sex tape)
I've been busy sweating under the covers of lovers (Would you film my sex tape?)
I'da been you if I wasn't another (I'd film your sex tape)
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape (I'd film your sex tape)
Probably gonna win at Sundance (I would)
Get big just to reinvent myself
Meet up in our hometown, slow down
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape
(Ah, fuck!)