[Spoken Intro]
Let's get away from sleigh bells, let's get away from the— from snow. Let's make a break whose breaks, make a break for some Christmas, dear. And I know just the place to go. You know where that is? It's called Chr— and I got one question for you. And that question is...

[Chorus]
How'd ya like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'd ya like to spend the holiday away across the sea?
How'd ya like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'd ya like to hang a stocking on a great big coconut tree? (I'd like it)

[Verse]
How'd ya like to stay up late, like the islanders do?
Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents in a canoe
If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island
You will never stray for everyday
Your Christmas dreams come true

[Chorus]
How'd ya like to stay up late on Christmas Island? (How'd ya like to spend Christmas—)
How'd ya like to spend the holiday away across the sea? (I know I would)
How'd ya like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
And how'd ya like to hang a stocking on a great old coconut tree? (One more time)

[Verse]
How'd ya like to stay up late, like those islanders do?
Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents on a canoe
So if you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island
You will never stray for everyday
Your Christmas dreams come true
[Outro]
Your dreams come true (On Christmas Island)
Your dreams come true