[Intro: Nathan]
Ladies and gentlemen... Ryan Magee!
Thank you for coming on, Ryan
Let's go

[Verse 1: Nathan & Ryan Magee (Nathan)]
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop (Go Ryan!)

[Verse 2: Nathan & Ryan Magee]
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling

[Pre-Chorus: Nathan & Ryan Magee (Nathan)]
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear (Ho, ho, ho)
Voices singing, let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly

[Chorus 1: Nathan & Ryan Magee (Nathan)]
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday (Go Ryan, go Ryan!)
Everyone dancin' merrily
In the new old-fashioned way
[Spoken Interlude: Nathan & Ryan Magee]
Now just you!
Now's the sax solo... What? Um...
Doing good!
Can you just... can you just come, um... (Yeah, okay)
Can you come back real quick? (Yeah, sorry, I don't wanna)
You did good

[Pre-Chorus: Nathan & Ryan Magee]
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing, let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly

[Chorus 2: Nathan, Ryan Magee, & Both]
Rockin' around the Christmas tree (Go Ryan!)
Have a hap— (Go Ryan!)
Thank you, man (Ho, ho, ho)
Everyone dancin' merrily
In the new old-fashioned way (You really)

[Pre-Chorus: Nathan & Ryan Magee (Nathan)]
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear (Ho, ho, ho)
Voices singing, let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly (Ryan!)

[Chorus 3: Nathan & Both]
Rockin' around...
My best friend Ryan
My best friend Ryan Magee
Ryan Magee is my best friend
Thank you so much for coming on the album!
[Spoken Outro: Nathan & Ryan Magee]
You're welcome, buddy
Happy holidays
You too!