[Chorus: Matt Watson, Ryan Magee & Both]
Ooh yummy, two straight best friends
Enjoying some Hooters
Girl you know it tastes so good, so good
Two best friends, both of them straight
Sharing a delicious Hooters meal
Ba-da-ba-bum, ba-ba-ba-bum
Ba-da-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum
Oh-oh-oh, mm yeah
Oh yummy, yummy (It tastes so good)
Woo!

[Verse: Matt Watson, Ryan Magee & Both]
Ay, two best friends
You might know 'em better as Matt and Ryan
Two friends, both of them straight
Eating our Hooters, feeling so great like (Ooh!)
There's a couple of girls
Serving up chicken that'll change your world
They got big chests and the good chicken breasts
And if you're really lucky then you might have sex like (Ohh)
And that's what happened
To both of thosе boys named Matt and Ryan
They took a waitress homе and they had a threesome
And it was straight, not gay
They didn't touch balls, they only Eiffel-Towered
So the balls were never in close contact (And the lights were off)
[Chorus: Matt Watson, Ryan Magee & Both]
Ooh yummy, two straight best friends
Enjoying some Hooters
Girl you know it tastes so good, so good
Two best friends, both of them straight
Sharing a delicious Hooters meal
Ba-da-ba-bum, ba-ba-ba-bum
Ba-da-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum
Oh-oh-oh, mm yeah
Oh yummy, yummy (It tastes so good)