1st verse (John Lennon)

Help you’re making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle
Why are you pissed off all the time, didn’t your mum give you a cuddle
You’re the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower
You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour
Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me
And your face looks like a shit I took high on LSD
I’m John Lennon, I’m a legend, I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much Geaorge Bush paid you to suck his dick!

2nd verse (Bill O’Reilly)

You fucking long hair, living in your yellow submarine
Well you’re about to get sunk by the right wing political machine
Stop you’re presses Lennon, call me Mr Bill O’Reilly
When it comes to squashing limeys I come recommended highly
You’re weak, between you and me there’s no comparison
I’ll beat you so bad you’ll weep gently like George Harrison
You’re Paul McCartney’s bitch with less talent than Ringo
And I’d rather suck George Bush’s dick than Yoko Ono’s!

3rd verse (John Lennon)

You can’t by me love, but I’ll kick you’re ass for free
I’ll take Maxwell’s silver hammer and give you a lobotomy
I’m tired of how you scheme, to stir the people up
So why don’t you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up!

4th verse (Bill O’Reilly)

Cause I’m evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle
$10,000 I used to stomp out a Beatle
Don’t tell me to shut the fuck up, that’s how I survive
Now here’s sting, what? Fuck it, we’ll do it live!