[NATHAN]
Let's start with you Ant
Because you got the biggest nose
Your channel could be bigger…
But your content? It BLOWS

Your old fans? They're right go back to mining games
It's no secret you hopped off cause you're desperate for the fame

Okay Charlie, we get it, you're "so much taller"
Why the ego? Got an inch on your roomies, BUT your channel's smaller
Growing on your own? Without your friends you're just dreamin'
All you do is copy… you back your voice to Morgan Freeman

Zack - you're annoying
Always actin like a child
Boring and Vanilla, got this sauce for you … it's mild
You're not wanted in Texas, have no friends in your own state
You couldn't get a normal job, so last resort was clickbait?

Zack, Ant, Charlie - are you stuck in fifth grade?
If I were you I'd be embarassed, is it worth the cash you've made?

I'm the king of the vlogs, all your real life vids are trash!
Please stick with ROBLOX, or your channel's gonna crash!

Your commentary's sub-par, and you should be ashamed!
Go ahead, brag about all your subs from that kid's game!

I'll give it to ya Ant, your vids might be better than Zack's
If you didn't act higher… than Charlie's voice cracks

[PRESTON]
Hey, guys! It's me! King of the game you left behind
You took the easy way out, but I'm still on this Minecraft grind

I get more views per month than the three of you combined!
If you think that you could ever pass me up, well you're blind

Nate said ANT's nose is big? Well your egos they're bigger!
Could someone PLEASE TELL ZACK that his girl's a GOLD DIGGER!!!

Friends? More like fans… Isn't that MY MERCH you're wearin?
If you have something to say, well just talk to my mclaren

You all moved to MY STATE, good luck matching THIS career
You're just wannabe in Texas, but I WAS BORN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!