[Verse 1: NoBoom]
You said my channel's dead
It's at its highest peak
Where's your six pack
That's no muscle
You just forget to eat
By the way, your diss track sucked
Next time please switch up that flow
Mine got 2 mil' views
Yours got one fourth
Still living in my shadow
If I'm broke, you're demolished
Quit bringing up your clout (brrrah)
If I picked a name for you it would be "click-bait sellout"
You claim you're open minded
Then tell me I have bad views (what?)
Your full name's "Dylan Win"
It's too bad you always lose (ha, ha, ha)
Don't insult my work
You wrote a chorus 'cause you're lazy
Call me up like
"Nate, why do I attract crazy?"
Your mood swings kill your channel, dude
That's not an even trade
Better check yourself first
Before you try to throw shade
Slow down on designer clothes
We know you can't afford 'em
They say your diss track killed me
Guess it must’ve been from boredom
You're funny for six seconds
Just a little late for vine
You'll do anything for views
Who writes a make a wish line
Wow
My girl said yikes
Too bad no one gets that joke
Only had one decent line
Guess I'll have to call you Poke (what?)
Your mistake was talking girls
Mr. Always-getting-stepped-on
They use you for a week
Then find a new guy at next VidCon
You think you're spittin' fire
Then why am I still chillin'
Think it's time for me to teach the fans
How to pull a Dylan
Like a girl
Fall too fast
Trip so hard you crack your back
Can't be single for 5 minutes
You're so insecure it’s whack

[Segue: NoBoom & iiFNaTiK]
Yo, kid
Are you serious
Like, I watched your diss track
And that was absolutely horrible
I hope you know what you're doing
I don't think he does

[Verse 2: iiFNaTiK]
What Nathan said was right
Girls are all you ever seek
Slept at my house every breakup
Wouldn't leave for three weeks
Yeah, you've had some hookups
You don't even gotta bet
But the funny thing right after is they're filled with huge regret (yeah, they are)
You defend the boys
Bro your diss track was trash
If I called it a she
You'd definitely try to smash
Sorry, bro
But it's the truth
Did you think I'd go easy
Gotta start stress shopping now
Go get another pair of Yeezys
You're a RiceGum wannabe
Anything for one more view
Posting Roblox everyday
Wishing you were in the crew

[Outro: NoBoom & iiFNaTiK]
Don't say you're not desperate
You stayed with her when she cheated
Fifteen heartbreaks in three years
Sounds like you just got defeated