[Monologue: George Carlin]
I'd like to make a brief return visit to that playground of guilty white liberals. Political correctness. Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance. It comes disguised as tolerance. It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people's language with strict codes and rigid rules. I'm not sure that's the way to fight discrimination. I'm not sure silencing people or forcing them to [?] to their speech is the best method for solving problems that go much deeper than the speech. Therefore, those among you, who are more politically sensitive than the rest us of may wish to take a moment here, to tighten up those [?] muscles, because I'm going to inject a little realism into the dream world of politically correct speech. Especially the words we use to describe one another.

[Monologue: Damiano the Don]
-a fucking pussies, they're just words. Now shut the fuck up and actually do som'in' productive for once rather than crying to care [?] these gentrifying lands that don't belong to you, milk toast white guilt-having motherfuckers-