[Intro]
Oh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh yeah
Ooh
Oh, oh yeah

[Verse]
Walkin’ down in Christmas Town (uh)
And breathin’ in and breathin’ out
One foot left and one foot right
My bladder calls for the neon light
But then I saw, so beautiful
Like the sun and the moon
Oh shit, I gotta pee
Please help me
Help, help, help
Help (help), help (help), help (help)

[Chorus]
My bladder is weak, I feel like a freak
Just don’t have a peak, I gotta go leak
And I’m sorry Denise but get on your knees
And unbutton my jeans
My bladder is weak, I feel like a freak
Just don’t have a peak, I gotta go leak
And I’m sorry Denise but get on your knees
And unbutton my jeans
My bladder is weak, I feel like a freak (ooh)
Just don’t have a peak, I gotta go leak (ooh)
And I’m sorry Denise but get on your knees
And unbutton my jeans