[Verse 1]
Who's been messing up everything?
Its been Agatha all along!
Who's been pulling every evil string?
Its been Agatha all along!

[Verse 2]
She's Insidious! (Ha-ha!)
So perfidious!
That you haven't even noticed
And the pity is (The pity is)
Pity, pity, pity, pity

[Verse 3]
Its too late to fix anything
Now that everything has gone wrong
Thanks to Agatha! (Ha!)
Naughty Agatha!

[Outro]
Its been Agatha all along!