One, two, three, four!

Last night, I took a hell of a chance
And I asked a girl to the dance, and she said
"Hell yes!" No jest!
Impressed at my request
I'll have the best dressed guest
Tonight, I'll take that girl to the dance on a night filled with romance
And she'll say, "Love me! Kiss me!"
Gleefully, we'll flee through the moonlit city

Oh baby, you look so sweet
We're gonna dance 'til we got no more feet, yeah

Let's go, they've provided us punch
And various snacks to munch, let's boogie
My heart is parched, let's march
Far beneath the stars where we'll never have to be apart

You look so good in the glow of the full moonlight
Oh, baby, you bring out the beast in me (Oh shit)

I'm a werewolf, baby, yeah, you best be believin'
I'll rip your throat out while everybody's screamin'
Clawin' and maulin' 'til the color of rose flows
I won't remember nothin' once this gory story comes to a close
Last night must have been real intense
I can't recall its events, darn, I say
Well, that sucks, I must rush to find the one I lust
I trust I didn't cause a fuss
And then I can't believe what I read
It said all of my friends are dead, including her
I stall, I bawl, although I am appalled, I gotta haul it to the funeral

Why, baby? You were so sweet
Now all that's left of you is your dancin' feet, yeah

And as I arrive, since I'm the only survivor
You mind if I say a few words?

You looked so good in the glow of the full moonlight
Oh, babe, you still bring out the beast in me (Oh shit!)

I'm a werewolf, baby, yeah, you best be believin'
I'll rip your throat out while everybody's screamin'
Clawin' and maulin' 'til the color of rose flows
I won't remember nothin' once you're dead

How can this be happenin'?
Tearin' everybody dearest to me limb from limb
Want to stop and grieve them, I just stop to eat them
Please, won't you please kill me?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!?
WAHHHH!