She got a real big butt, she need a Grammy
Riding in my Uber, I'm just chilling, so relaxed
I'm in my Uber, I see the haters steady looking and worried about me
I'm just countin' up money, feelin' shiny
Call me Shawn Michaels, I'm The Heartbreak Kid
I got me a Rollie, I need anotha bad chick
Diamonds on my chain, it making my brain go insane
When you see me in my Uber, you going be fleeing
I link up with her, give her a hug and a kiss
He a dork, he smell like pork
I pull up on you in my Uber so you can get scared
I'm in the park with my Uber, that's where you could find me at
Blame your boyfriend for being a lame, he won't protect you, and he will reject you
My Uber make a left, bust a right, then, he skrrt in the lane
She was just in the lobby, now, she wanna be in my hobby
Her belly so big, it look just like jelly
She got me looking crazy while my Rollie looking brazy
I'm out here skating with my Uber like we Tony Hawk
My phones jumping, and money coming through the PayPal
You not a star if you can't spit them bars
I make her into a fairy, then, I make her look cherry