[Intro: Heems]
Woo (Swet Shop)
Yeah-yeah, yup-yup, yup, yup, yup (Swet Shop)
Queens, Third World Family (Swet Shop)
Third World Family
Swet Shop Boys (Swet Shop)
Fuck the Pet Shop Boys (Swet Shop)
Third World Family (Swet Shop Boys)
Yeah, yo, yo

[Verse 1: Heems]
He went from acting unruly, now he acting in movies, yo
Back when the action was packin' an Uzi
Now they say, "Dude, he truly the new Rumi"
And she wanna do me, 'cause my crib's so roomy
Yo, they need to put me in a motherfucking movie (A movie)
Yes Boss, my girl look like Juhi (Chawla)
Truly, he move quick like Bruce Lee
Who he, ma? Woo-hee
Same Himanshu them used to call coolie
Now my bag's Louis, what's your shit? Tumi?
Yeah, the money come straight to me
Need a Kamal like Amal, brown George Clooney
Phooey, none of these rappers can outdo me
Call me Sam "Mouli", stopped up at the toolie
Himanshu, he not sorry, he Suri
She in a sari, like Ferrari how she move me
[Chorus: Heems & Riz MC]
Swet Shop
Swet Shop
Swet Shop
Swet Shop
Swet Shop
Swet Shop

[Verse 2: Riz MC]
I'm Paki Chan, I'm Paki Robinson, I'm Pak Nicholson
Pour brown on the rocks, I'm Pak Daniels
Uh, my yat is Paki Onassis
I'm Prince Naseem when he had it
But I'm baffled, unraveling, 'cause I still love hate
What I see in the mirror, whenever I see my face
I think, "What if I was fairer-skinned, had less of the melanin?
Would I get more work or would I not be worth anything?"
'Cause right now, I'm the king of my pigeonhole
Big fish in a trickle of piss on the road
I went to hit the back of the net
But the fisherman don't want me, they let me go, fresh off the boat
It gets into your head
Like going from Rizwan to Riz Ahmed
Did I edit myself or did I get them to stretch?
With the Karachi kid on the red carpet
[Chorus: Heems & Riz MC]
Swet Shop
Swet Shop (Swet Shop, Swet Shop)
Swet Shop Boys
Swet Shop
Swet Shop
Swet Shop Boys