I'm a struggling actor, but if I'm asked by a stranger what I do
I usually end up telling a lie, because there's too much to get through
I don't wanna go through the motions of saying that auditions are a full-time job
I'd rather smile and simply state that I have a full-time job

As an accountant
As an accountant
Nobody asks you questions when you say you're an accountant
(What do you do?) I'm an accountant
(Where do you work?) At a place where accountants work
(Do you like your job?) Yes, I like my job and my job is an accountant

As an accountant
At a place where accountants work
As an, as an accountant
Yes, I like my job, yes, I like my job

I'm living life and having fun
This numbers job is number one
Accounting is a scared art
I'm definitely not an actor