Like this song if you like vaginas (I like vaginas)
I also like vaginas
Watching porn, watching porn, blowing on my dick like a basset horn
Jizz on your mom like a snowstorm
I've been fucking bitches since I was a newborn
Row row row row row your boat
Lil barnacle is the fucking goat
I take a shit and then it floats
My jizz looking like some cream cheese toast
I like elmo cause he's red
I do not like whole wheat bread
I don't want to go to bed
Bald tires they have no tread
A B C D E F Gilly
H I J K L M N O Puppy
Q R S T U Vagina
W X Y and a Zebra
Condom on the dick lookin like a tic tac
Got some lotion, rub it on my ballsack
Eat her ass like a flapjack
In the whip, bumping Nickelback
Yeah I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
It makes my dick hard, it makes my dick hard, it makes my dick hard
(lets a go)
Yeah i'm jerkin off to some midget porn
Squeeze a midget ass like a bull horn
In and out of the pussy like i'm re-born
Give her dick one time now she need more
Trust me buddy, traps arn't gay
Got more bag than the notre dame
Man fuck the fame
One inch dick but I fuck the same
Your full of shit like a bathroom mop
In the bathroom getting bathroom top
Hit that ass like a [?] hits a clock
I said I hit that ass like a [?] hits a clock ay
I only fuck with the real shit
Your grandma gives good top thats a real bitch
Search history should put me on a watch list
Don't say shit bitch you a real snitch
Jerk off but I came at the wrong part
Fuck your grandma but I put it in the wrong hole
Fell in love but I guess it was the wrong heart
Fell in love but I guess it was the wrong soul
Every time I watch Ellen yeah man I cry a little ey
And when i'm lonely at night I got to hold on to my pillow
Cause my [?] are the only ones that can come for me
The fact is that I got no company
Well I got a Uncle thats humpin me
I said I got an uncle that be humpin me
Man fuck this shit
Fuck this song
Fuck you
Fuck everyone if your listening to this shit
Your a fuckin loser man
Fuck everyone
Fuck this shit im out
Greasy Chicken I wanna fucking kill my self
Fuck this