[Intro: Snak The Ripper, Merkules]
Yeah
Yo Merk, you got a light?
Tryna' smoke this shit
Haha
Stompdown Killaz motherfucker
Hahahahahahaha

[Verse 1: Merkules]
That weed specialist, been burnin since a youngi
Merk is yearnin to get blunted, words just dirty, leave detergent when I bust and y'all is pussies probably OD off two holes
Canada, we smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg
Don’t be the guy that asks if I wanna blaze but then shows up with some roaches and a bag full of some swag
Grew up on Cypress Hill as a kid, I liked the smell
By the time I hitted 11 I smoked it I might as well
I had the crazy shit hooked when I got a taste of it
I hated it these people still claiming this shit is dangerous
Someone call the doctor, he drank all the bong water
Now he’s naked eating pizza and watching the godfather
In grade 9 I was sellin' it in school
When the teacher caught me I just said I never knew the rules, we used to smoke oil every time it was pure black
Now we smoking budder same color as ear wax

[Chorus: Snak The Ripper]
I said hey, I'm gonna be alright
Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights
I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night
I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light
I said hey, I'm gonna be alright
Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights
I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night
I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light
I said hey!
[Verse 2: Snak The Ripper]
I Just ruin them bad while doing them dabs
Drank a forty pounder I'm 'bout to spew in the cab
Show up to your house and smoke a dube with your dad
These bitches keep on asking who's the dude in the plaid (it's me)
In the garage hotboxing the whip
Got a pom-pom sitting on the top of my lip
Looking all fucking calm while I'm talkin' some shit
All I need is this weed and some vodka to sip
I'm the motherfucking dude like Jeff Bridges with a roach clip
This the big Lebowski and I'm back upon my dope shit
They say I'm too sick, so I smoke for the nausea
Only paranoid when I'm smoking in Bosnia
Before I roll out I always gotta get the pre rolled
I burn so much, smoke is coming out my pee-hole
Light it up on stage, don't matter what bar we in
This is my religion, I'm a white rastafarian!

[Chorus: Snak The Ripper]
I said hey, I'm gonna be alright
Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights
I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night
I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light
I said hey, I'm gonna be alright
Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights
I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night
I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light
I said hey!