[Intro]
Kids
Listen to the rap music
Kids
Listen to the rap music
What do you like to play? (Pokemon!)
Pokemon?!
What do you like to play? (Pokemon!)
Pokemon?!

[Verse 1]
You see, the kids, they listen to the rap
Which gives them the brain damage. You see!
With their hippin' and their hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'
So they don't know what the jazz is all about!
You see, jazz is like jello pudding No!
Actually, it's more like Kodak film
No! The jazz is kinda like the new Coke
It'll be around forever- heh heh heh...

[Hook]
What's the difference between me and you? (Pok-e-mon?!)
(Guy comes out)
What's the difference between me and you? (Pokemon?!)
(What would you like play)
[Verse 2]
Come on, little fella, you like to jump rope?
What do you think candy is made out of?
(Pokemon!) Pokemon?! No
Actually, candy is more like Kodak film
See! Here I go, down the slope!
Oh, I'm going zip zop zoobity bop!
It's okay, take your time
Do you remember what he looked like?
I had a uncle named Stewie
And he used to sell bicycles (Coo coo c-choo!)
What you got there? Oh!
A big stupid doo-doo head!

[Outro]
What do you like to play?
(Pokemon!) Pokemon?!