Dr. Dre
“The Real Slim Shady” Freestyle
Verse:

Man, they all say that they hate my name
Wanna rip me to shreds whenever they see me fame
Ask me to cut through every one of my veins
Lick up the blood, choke on it, get it all on my face
Woah i see some pain, you venting online trying to get through it everyday
Each sin you commit must be paid, although i don't think it's a sin to not get laid
Oops, i've made a mistake, your name is highlighted, i guess you're entirely to blame
Bye bye, you dumb fake
(haha)
So many bitches hate me, it's clear to see
They wanna box me up and send me across the sea
Just shut up and listen and keep up the stream
Cuz I always drop fiery bombs with rhymes oh so sleek
I'm a bit of a rap geek with the way it's all so clean
It glides so nicely like it's a wet dream
I'm on a cloud whenever i'm on a beat
Everyday is a concert so grab your seat
(but it's not free)
I'm a legendary one-man-show
My bars are fire and my disses are so cold
If you wanna fuck with me I'll drop lines of snow
If you just want flames, I'll deliver it with a single note
The note will read the project, the continents, oh so much awesomeness
I get DMs saying the project is so flawless
"there's so much in it, you're basically flaunting on us!"
Yeah, do you not realize I do all this shit conscious?
Albums and EPs coming out consistently
Haters hate the way they can't silence me
When my numbers rise, so does their jealousy
Should've kept "blood" up so they could watch me bleed
I bet you get off to that shit
Make edits of that shit
Sorry that YouTube took away that dope shit
But I'll come back with a whole lot more shit
For now, you'll have to cry as I drop all this (haha)
Bridge:

Sorry I'm so fly
We'll have to wait til the day i die
I don't care if you cry
If you wanna do something about it, go ahead and try
But I'm Dark1saac, bitch

Chorus:

There's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again
Not one thing can stop me, not even a channel ban
Report it and block me, i swear you'll hear my name again
Cuz there's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again
There's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again
Not one thing can stop me, not even a channel ban
Report it and block me, i swear you'll hear my name again
Cuz there's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again
(aye)

Verse:

They hear me rap fast and to them it's inaudible
They'll criticize but it's truly phenomenal
You prove my point whenever you call the flows awful
Because you can't hear the complexity of rhyming novel
"Dark1saac really mumbles, he don't actually say shit."
Alright, faggot, listen in and try to go along with it
Yeah, my tears are falling
Eyes are balling
She keeps calling
Never talking
Grungy drawings
On the walls and in my coffin
Singles dropping
Constant flopping
All be yawning
Numbers falling
But it's calming
Called appalling
See me lolling
Head is walking
Baby steps just like I'm Holland
Trippin' often
Ghosts are haunting
Doors are knocking
Spirits say it's problem-solving (aye)
Problem-solving (aye)
Problem-solving
Problem-solving
Problem-solving (aye)
Chorus:

There's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again
Not one thing can stop me, not even a channel ban
Report it and block me, i swear you'll hear my name again
Cuz there's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again
There's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again
Not one thing can stop me, not even a channel ban
Report it and block me, i swear you'll hear my name again
Cuz there's not a single thing you can do, I'll come back again

Outro:

I can't believe I always have to say the same old fucking shit
Like, it just happens time and time again
Hate, shut down
Hate, shut down
Man- like- what the-
Oh my fucking god
Like just-
I literally do not care
This cycle is going to keep happening
So why don't you just literally f- just- just- fuck off
Like-
Oh my god