[Skit: Ms. Roq, Traci Nelson & Eddie Griffin]
Damn girl, it is hotter than a motherfucker up in here
You got that right
I need to go to the bar and get me a drink, please
Yes
Hello
Yeah, what the fuck you want?
Hmm
Let me get a Cosmo
What the fuck you want?
Damn, I'll have an apple martini
This motherfucker drunk as a mother
Thirsty bitches
This a drunken-ass n***a
Oh, ooh, shit girl, those n***as are looking over here! Oh shit, don't look, don't look
Damn, what's up, what they look like though?
Shit, shit, damn, they look, they look aight
They fuckable? What's up, is they fuckable or what?
Shh, chill out, chill out
What?
Here they come
What?
Here they come! Chill out! Damn