The Baku Series
Boneless Pizza
[BAKU]
Bruh I'm, deadass hungry right now

[BAKU calls SCHNITZEL to place on order for pizza]

[SHNITZEL]
ya pizza what you want

[BAKU]
Lemme get uhhh...
A    B O N E L E S S   P I Z Z A
With a two liter of Coke

[SHNITZEL]
Fuck kinda pizza?
And, two liter machine broke
We got one liter tho

[BAKU]
Fuck you mean B?
Ight look lemme get that pizza
BONELESS

[SHNITZEL]
Uh pizza don't got bone on it

[BAKU]
The fuck did i just say then?

[SHNITZEL]
You said,
"Lemme get it, B O N E L E S S."
Like pizza got a damn bone in it

[BAKU]
Y'all got bones in ya shit then

[SHNITZEL]
Nah
[BAKU]
So what's the problem?

[SHNITZEL]
D I C K H E A D .
Name one pizza that got bone on it

[BAKU]
Just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh,
How many times do I gotta say it

[SHNITZEL]
Bruh just explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless

[BAKU]
If it don't got bone in it;
It's, B O N E L E S S

[SHNITZEL]
Son what school you go to

[BAKU]
Dawg I don't understand the problem,
Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S,
D E A D A S S
[SHNITZEL]
I'm deadass not making this pizza