The Baku Series
Boneless Pizza
[BAKU]
Bruh I'm, deadass hungry right now
[BAKU calls SCHNITZEL to place on order for pizza]
[SHNITZEL]
ya pizza what you want
[BAKU]
Lemme get uhhh...
A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
With a two liter of Coke
[SHNITZEL]
Fuck kinda pizza?
And, two liter machine broke
We got one liter tho
[BAKU]
Fuck you mean B?
Ight look lemme get that pizza
BONELESS
[SHNITZEL]
Uh pizza don't got bone on it
[BAKU]
The fuck did i just say then?
[SHNITZEL]
You said,
"Lemme get it, B O N E L E S S."
Like pizza got a damn bone in it
[BAKU]
Y'all got bones in ya shit then
[SHNITZEL]
Nah
[BAKU]
So what's the problem?
[SHNITZEL]
D I C K H E A D .
Name one pizza that got bone on it
[BAKU]
Just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh,
How many times do I gotta say it
[SHNITZEL]
Bruh just explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless
[BAKU]
If it don't got bone in it;
It's, B O N E L E S S
[SHNITZEL]
Son what school you go to
[BAKU]
Dawg I don't understand the problem,
Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S,
D E A D A S S
[SHNITZEL]
I'm deadass not making this pizza