The Baku Series
Bag of Chips
[BAKU]
Bruh, on the real, I'm dummy hungry.

*BAKU calls LOIS to order food*

[LOIS]
Hi, what can I get for you?

[BAKU]
Yo, Jimmy John's?

[LOIS]
No.

[BAKU]
Ight, UNDERSTANDABLE.
Lemme get, uhh...
Italian sub with no meat, no cheese,
NO VEGETABLES.

[LOIS]
Ok, will that be all?

[BAKU]
Yeah, that's all. Thank you Ma'am.

[LOIS]
Excuse me? Did you just assume my GENDER?

[BAKU]
Assume what?

[LOIS]
You called me "Ma'am";
Assuming that I conform to your
standard BINARY GENDER S Y S T E M .
[BAKU]
I don't know, what the fuck, all that is.
Just lemme get that sub

[LOIS]
I identify as Genderflux.
Please use the pronoun, "Ze".

[BAKU]
BITCH. What is a Genderfuck?
I didn't ask about all that.

[LOIS]
And I'm, TRIGGERED.

[BAKU]
Look, can I get a bag of CHIPS WITH THAT?

[LOIS]
I'm calling the police.
Hello 911.