The Baku Series
Chicken Biscuit
[BAKU]
Yo lemme get uhhhh...

*SHNITZEL hangs up on BAKU*

[BAKU]
*tsk* Stupid ass.

*BAKU calls TOBI to order food*

[TOBI]
Hello, thi-

[BAKU]
Ay, Chik-fil-A?

*Momentary silence*

[BAKU]
Ight, whatever. Y'all deliver?

[TOBI]
Uhh...

[BAKU]
Look, I need a delivery.
Lemme get uhh...
Chicken B I S C U I T .
Make sure it got no meat, no cheese...

[TOBI]
So then you wan-

[BAKU]
...NO VEGETABLES.

[TOBI]
So what the fuck you want on it?
[BAKU]
BISCUIT.
Just make it.
It a come out good.

*Momentary silence*

[BAKU]
Bruh just make my damn chicken BISKIT.

[TOBI]
Dawg,
Swear on your Timbs;
You not fuckin' with me.

[BAKU]
How bout',
I don't wear Timbs.
I wear, Y E E Z Y .

[TOBI]
I don't know, what you want me to do.
You asked for a,
Chicken Biscuit,
But don't want the chicken, OR the biscuit.
[BAKU]
On my life, y'all fuckin' food services,
ain't SHIT.

[TOBI]
Ok, well, your order ain't shit. So...

*TOBI hangs up*