[BAKU]
Ight,
Ya boi got the new iPhone 4.
Bouta' FLEX.

*BAKU's phone rings with HANK HILL on the other line. BAKU answers the call*

[HANK HILL]
Hello.
I'm calling for, uhh... Mr. Baku?

[BAKU]
Yeah, wus good.

[HANK HILL]
Hello sir,
This is the United Bank of
M O N E Y .

[BAKU]
Whatchu' want?

[HANK HILL]
Our records indicate that you haven't payed your, uhh...,
Credit balance;
In a few months, and...
We need that PAYMENT.

[BAKU]
So, how much I owe?

[HANK HILL]
Let me see, uhh...
You have an overdue balance of;
H E L L A B R E A D .
And 17 cents.
And we need a payment by-
[BAKU]
BITCH.
Are you talking to me?

[HANK HILL]
Sir, if we don't get that payment in the next 14 da-

[BAKU]
LOOK. I told y'all mufuckas' last time.

[HANK HILL]
Sir, you're spending ha-

[BAKU]
LOOK.
I know y'all seen the new Y E E E Z Y .
And if you think,
I'm not,
GON' CASH OUT,
When that shit drop.
Y'all really on some SHIT.

[HANK HILL]
Listen Sir, we can have you set u-

[BAKU]
DON'T CALL MY IPHONE 4 AGAIN BRUH.
[HANK HILL]
I can't understand anything you're saying.
(BAKU Ambiently mumbling: Deadass for real, deadass)

[BAKU]
Y'ALL STUPID ASS,
BANKING SYSTEMS,
Ain't shit.
Don't ever come at me again with that
B U L L .

*BAKU hangs up*

[BAKU]
Payment my ass.