The Baku Series
Somethin Ain’t Right
[BAKU]
Hungrier than a BITCH.

*BAKU calls JANE to place an order for food*

[JANE]
Hi, how may I help you?

[BAKU]
Ay, y'all deliver?

[JANE]
Yes sir, we do.

[BAKU]
Ight, dope.
Lemme get uhh...
B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A ;
W I T U H H . . .
2 L I T E R O F C O K E.

[JANE]
Okay

*Brief silence*

[JANE]
Anything else?

[BAKU]
BITCH.
Did you hear me or not?

[JANE]
I did. You said you wanted a...
Boneless pizza with a
2 liter of Coke.
[BAKU]
Uhh... yeah...?

[JANE]
Did I mess up your order?

[BAKU]
Nah. But, make sure that shit,
BONELESS.
Swear on Y E E E Z Y.

[JANE]
Okay, if that's all, your total is $15.17

*Brief Silence*

[JANE]
Are you paying with card or cash?

[BAKU]
Ight, hol' up.
Somethin' ain't right.

[JANE]
Did I mess up your order?
[BAKU]
Nah. Imma pay with cash.

[JANE]
Okay. So, one boneless pizza
With a 2 liter of coke.
We'll have it deliver to you,
As soon as possible.

[BAKU]
Okay. Thank you,
M A ' A M .

[JANE]
No problem,
Have a great day.

[BAKU]
What the fuck?