The Baku Series
Pirate Black
[BAKU]
Just got paid.
Ya boy really bout' to cash out.

*BAKU calls a Nike Store. PERRY picks up the call*

[PERRY]
Hello Nike.
What can I do for you?

[BAKU]
Wus' good, my man.

[PERRY]
Just chillin'.
What about you?

[BAKU]
I'm doin' ight.
Look,
I'm goin' through my collection of
YEEZY.
And I noticed that I'm missing a pair.

[PERRY]
Uhh... sir?
This is a Nike store...
We don't sell Yee-

[BAKU]
BITCH.
Listen, I know them shits been stocked.
But, if y'all got any of the
'2015 ADIDAS YEEEZY BOOST 350' in Pirate Black,
I'm tryna' cop.

[PERRY]
Again, I'm sorry sir.
But we don't have Ye-
[BAKU]
BITCH.
Do I have to ask again?

[PERRY]
I'm tellin' you. We really don't have Yeezy's.

[BAKU]
JUST SEE, IF Y'ALL HAVE ANY,
I N T H E B A C K .

[PERRY]
Okay.
Oh, uh...
Looks like we do have one pair of
Adidas... Yeeezys.

[BAKU]
What color?

[PERRY]
Uhh...
P I R A T E B L A C K.

[BAKU]
DOPE.
*Momentary Silence*

[BAKU]
Y'all send me them shits.

[PERRY]
Okay.