LEGEND:
B - Baku
G - Customer

B - I hate this job. I need to get out this bitch. D E A D A S S. A'ight, it's 9:57, I'm out.
G - Yo, my man, are you closed?
B - Yeah.
G - A'ight. Lemme get uhh...
B - I just said we closed. I just finished cleaning everything.
G - A'ight. What time you close?
B - 10.
G - A'ight bet, in that case, I need two boneles-
B - The fuck?
G - Excuse me?
B - BITCH. It's Friday night, I got plans homie. I just picked up a new pair of... YEEEZY. And I swear on them shits, I'm bout'a leave this BITCH. Need to go f l e x. Down the nearest 🅱️oulevard.
G - Where is your MANAGER?
B - Hmm... I don't know. Lemme go check. He said, uhh... time for you to GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
G - A'IGHT. That's it buddy. You can say GOODBYE TO YOUR JOB.
B - BITCH. Do you really think I give the slightest fuck about this stupid ass job in FOOD SERVICE? I'm about to 'Planck's Length' away from quitting this hoe. So basically, U AIN'T SHIT.
G - I ain't shit? Okay. We'll see about that...I'M CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE.B -DEADASS?G - Oh fuck.
B -FUCK OUTTA HERE B.A'ight, it's 10 o'clock. I don't care if Kanye himself walks through the door. I'm clocked out.