[BAKU}
Had to quit that ugly ass job bruh for real

[BAKU's phone begins ringing: BAKU answers the phone]

[SQUIRTLE}
Yo what you up to B?

[BAKU}
uh, chillin?

[SQUIRTLE}
I'm throwin' a party tonight;
Come thru bro we gonna throw down

[BAKU}
Who all gon be there?

[SQUIRTLE}
Uhh;
Misty, Pikachu, Ash...

[BAKU]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait;
Who the fuck is this?

[SQUIRTLE}
Squirtle

{BAKU]
BOI HELL NO.

[SQUIRTLE}
What?

[BAKU]
I already know it's gon be on some bull,
I don't fuck wit y'all,
ANIME.
[SQUIRTLE}
Dawg what?

[BAKU]
Y'all Pokémon shits

[SQUIRTLE}
Pokémon not even an anime

[BAKU]
I know,
You can't be that stupid,
Pokémon is anime bruh,
Don't play me like that

[SQUIRTLE}
'Chu mean?
Since when is Pokémon anime?

[BAKU]
DAWG THE WHOLE THING IS.
Look;
Don't call me again,
Unless you got some real shit to talk about.
I'M NOT COMING TO YA DAMN,
L U A U;
TO PLAY WIT, JIGGLYPUFF;
AND TOGEPI.
[SQUIRTLE}
Damn,
No loyalty

[BAKU]
FUCK YOU MEAN N O L O Y A L T Y ?

[SQUIRTLE}
Look,
I got a couple cold ones we could crack open with the boys-

[BAKU]
Y'AIN'T, CRACKIN' SHIT OPEN, BRUH,
YA PARTY IS LAME.
I'M NOT ABOUT THAT
A N I M E B U L L S H I T .

I don't know how the fuck,
You got the number,
To my iPhone 4
In the first place,
But,
If you ring my shit again bruh.
Really, You just-
You just don't want these problems

[SQUIRTLE}
Aight then,
Be like that we'll see

*SQUIRTLE hangs up*

[BAKU[
God damn Pokémon