[BAKU]
Hungry as a muhfucka

[KATZ]
Yeah, what do you want?

[BAKU]
Look, I need a LGBT without the BLT

[KATZ]
Is that food?

[BAKU]
Extra bread, no meat, no cheese

[KATZ]
No meat, no cheese, so you want the vegan sandw-

[BAKU]
VEGAN

[KATZ]
Bruh, my ears

[BAKU]
If I come in this shop, and my sandwich is VEGAN

[KATZ]
So you want the meat and the cheese

[BAKU]
I already wasn't fuckin with y'all food services, now i gotta deal with muhfuckas like this

[KATZ]
We don't serve food to crack cocaine

[BAKU]
My phone 2%
[KATZ]
Okay look, your total today is gonna have to be $0.00
Cuz you really ain't order SHIT

[BAKU]
I'm down for free food

[KATZ]
The BLT without the BLT, that's bread

[BAKU]
Yeah

[KATZ]
With no meat, no cheese

[BAKU]
Yaint lying

[KATZ]
That's vegan

[BAKU]
None of y’all vegans ain’t never said nothing that I could fuck with

[KATZ]
Okay, one BLT vegan sandwich comin-
[BAKU]
VEGAN

*KATZ hangs up*

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