{Baku}
Just got the new Xbox 360 S Plus.
Y'all gotta get hip.
Gamertag?
Ight let's see...
uhhhhh...
B-A-K-U
"Sorry, this name has been taken."
How?

[Baku calls Bank Bill (Hank Hill) on his iPhone.]

{Hank}
Yo, this Microsoft.

{Baku}
𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴
I just got the new Xbox.
And, I got Xbox Live.
And, apparently.. my gamertag already got took.

{Hank}
Okay.

{Baku}
So, y'all gonna give me the gamertag?

{Hank}
What's the name?

{Baku}
Baku.
Capital B.

{Hank}
That's it?

{Baku}
Yeah.
{Hank}
Really? Any numbers? Underscore?

{Baku}
For what?

{Hank}
Okay.
The user who has the gamertag "Baku" has had his account for 17 years, and has earned a gamerscore of...
𝕰𝕴𝕲𝕳𝕿 𝕭𝕴𝕷𝕷𝕴𝕺𝕹.

{Baku}
He ain't shit.

{Hank}
This player seems very active, I can't give you the gamertag.

{Baku}
Bruh.
THAT'S MY FUCKIN' NAME.

{Hank}
He had it first.

{Baku}
Nah.
You really don't understand.
That's my name.
h໐ຟ thē fน¢k
ᎥᏕ ᏂᏋ ᏗᏝᏝᎧᏇᏋᎴ ᏖᎧ ᏖᏗᏦᏋ ᏖᏂᏗᏖ ᏕᏂᎥᏖ
when...
I got the Copy Rice?!
{Hank}
Copyrights?

{Baku}
Dawg, do you want to just see the damn
𝔹𝕀ℝ𝕋ℍ ℂ𝔼ℝ𝕋𝕀𝔽𝕀ℂ𝔸𝕋𝔼?

{Hank}
Sir, this is NOT a legal issue, there's no need to e-

{Baku}
𝐘'𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥.

{Hank}
What?

{Baku}
Where Steve Jobs at?

{Hank}
...dead. And this isn't Apple.

{Baku}
℘ųɬ ɛɱ ơŋ ɬɧɛ ℘ɧơŋɛ

{Hank}
Uhhhhh...
One second.

{Steve}
Hello, this is Steve Jobs.

{Baku}
Y'ALL CORPORATION
AIN'T
ＳＨＩＴ

{Steve}
What's the issue, sir?

{Baku}
I need the gamertag "Baku", and this ugly hoe said he won't do it.

{Steve}
Okay sir, don't worry about it.
I'll get that set up for you right away.

{Baku}
Ight.

{Steve}
Okay, log back in and you should see your updated name.

{Baku}
THANK FUCK.

{Steve}
Glad I could help, have a great day.

{Baku}
Steve Jobs, that's the homie..