[Obito]
Welcome to the Bread Bank.
We sell bread, we sell loafs.
We got bread on deck, bread on da flo.
TOASTED
ROAS-

[Baku]
shut the fuck up
Listen, I just need a baguette, and a brioche.

[Obito]
We don't have either of those, you can have the gluten-free white bread, the potato bread-

[Baku]
What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out.

[Obito]
is gluten free...

[Baku]
I don't care if it's free

[Obito]
swear on your fuckin YEEZYS
If you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

[Baku]
you tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

[Obito]
What, you gon' record it?

[Baku]
yea
I got my dollar store camera
ON
[Hank]
What's the fucking situaaaaatioooon?

[Baku]
what the fuck do you want?

[Hank]
I'm the motherfuckin' MANAGER

[Baku]
at the bread store?

[Hank]
𝓑𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓓

[Baku]
Tell him...to take...the muhfuckin gluten...𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭.

[Hank]
Imma need you to shut that bullshit up chief.
We can't take SHIT out the bread.

[Baku]
why put it in in the first place?
𝓘 𝓚𝓝𝓞𝓦 𝓨'𝓐𝓛𝓛 𝓢𝓜𝓞𝓚𝓘𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓟𝓐𝓒𝓚
[Hank]
We got crackers, no gluten

[Baku]
FUCK crackers.

[Obito]
is gluten free
you want the gluten or nah?

[Baku]
Hell no.
𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓷 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽

[Hank]
Look, we got:
Whole wheat - gluten-free
Texas toast - gluten-free
𝓣𝓞𝓡𝓣𝓘𝓛𝓛𝓐

[Baku]
fuckalldat
What bitchass country are y'all from?
Where they got this bullshit at?

[Hank]
Florida.

[Baku]
I knew it!

[Obito]
Look, you can take this YEAST, or I'm calling THE POLICE.

[Baku]
I'm goin'
W E A S T

[Hank]
Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant.

[Baku]
Honestly, fuck y'all.
I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread!

[Hank]
What the fuck are you saying?

[Baku]
All I'm saying is fuck y'all's bread, fuck the gluten, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼.

[Obito]
but the crackers don't have gluten

[Baku]
I'll take those.

[Obito]
Okay, that's gonna be $5-

[Baku]
nah fuck that i ain't paying

{A door can be heard slamming. End scene.}