[Baku]
So I said, "Look, you can call me the manager... cause I'm running shit."
[Lil Broomstick]
That's crazy.
[Waiter]
Yo, your card declined, fool
[Lil Broomstick]
Yo, the card gotta be scratched. Swipe this one.
[Waiter]
It declined.
[Lil Broomstick]
Swipe this one
[Baku]
He broke
[Waiter]
Declination.
[Lil Broomstick]
This one
[Waiter]
Yo shit on INSUFFICENT FUNDS.
[Baku]
HE BROKE, BROKE
[Lil Broomstick]
The fuck? What the card reader say?
[Waiter]
It said, "you broke as shit"
[Lil Broomstick]
You fuckin' around?
[Waiter]
Go 'head and read it..
[Lil Broomstick]
"Got damn, yo ass is BROKE. Get on EBT NOW!"
[Baku]
What happened to the grammy? Quadruple platinum and all that?
[Lil Broomstick]
Fuck up, hater
[Waiter]
You need to call your bank, dawg, I have never seen the card reader talk shit like this
[Phone dialing, then ringing]
[Hank Hill]
This UBM, the United Bank of MONEY
[Lil Broomstick]
The fuck y'all doing at thе bank?? Where's my paper at? I'm supposеd to be PAPED UP
[Hank Hill]
Paped up? You about to be CAKED UP. You gon' have to start strippin'... Yo shit said -$33,000.
[Lil Broomstick]
Bruh, you got the wrong account
[Hank Hill]
Nope, this is the account for Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick... fuck it, I'm 'bout to close your account..
[Lil Broomstick]
What the fuck?
[Hank Hill]
Delete that shit... credit card? Deleted. Retirement fund? Fuck it... I'll transfer that to my account.
[Lil Broomstick]
Dawg, you stealing my shit
[Hank Hill]
I'll tell you like this, you owe the bank money.. I'm taking that. Social security number?
[Lil Broomstick]
Fuck..
[Hank Hill]
I'll sell that off. Somebody about to be ALLLL up on your shit. Yeah... YEEEEAAH
[Lil Broomstick]
I'm getting robbed dawg... what the fuck am I gonna do?
[Baku]
Get a job, idiot, or make some more music or something.
[Lil Broomstick]
Make some more music? Fuck imma do that for?
[Baku]
Money, dumbass
[Lil Broomstick]
I ain't got a producer, I ain't got no beats
[Baku]
Dawg, I know somebody, he gon' get you right.
[Lil Broomstick]
Shit, man, alright.
[Scene changes to studio]
[Baku]
My man, DC, sent some beats.
[Lil Broomstick]
Who is DC?
[Baku]
DistantCry, he cool with Terrance. Rap on this.
(Worst Beat Ever Created - Number 10 starts playing)
[Intro: Lil Broomstick]
Yo where's Lui?
Yuh
DistantCry on the beat
Yuh
[Verse: Lil Broomstick]
In the courtroom, smacking the fuck out the balliff
The fuck?
Domestic violence case, I'm the assailant.
Beat a bitchass--
(Spoken)
[Lil Broomstick]
Aye, turn it off.
[Baku]
Turn it up?
[Lil Broomstick]
Turn that BULLSHIT off!
[Baku]
Man, you washed.
[Lil Broomstick]
What the fuck was that beat?
[Baku]
That's real music
[Lil Broomstick]
Real music? That's REAL BULLSHIT.
[Baku]
That's better than any of the shit you put out... oh wait, you ain't GOT SHIT TO PUT OUT.
[Lil Broomstick]
How am I gonna rap on that?
[Baku]
Either use these beats or learn how to make your own shit then, PUSSY. Here, lemme put this one on.
[Lil Broomstick]
Okay, that's familiar I'm fuckin' with it.
(Worst Beat Ever Created - Number 21 starts playing)
[Intro: Future]
If Young DistantCry don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
[Verse: Lil Broomstick]
I’m fucking mad
Imma run to the bank with a rifle
And take everything they have
I’ll beat the fuck out your grandma
If she in there making deposit to her savings account
Don’t give a fuck if she got gout
She could have Alzheimer’s or dementia
I’m about to do shit, I can’t even mentia
(Spoken)
[Baku]
He rappin' like Ted Bundy
(Beat stops)
[Baku]
Dawg, you good? You in there talking WILD
[Lil Broomstick]
Oh yeah, yeah... I'm just a little on edge about this money, kna mean? Got me saying all type of shit.
[Baku]
Is that written? Did you write them lines down? You're FUCKED.
(Beat plays again)
[Lil Broomstick]
Weak as fuck. I can't rap on this shit bruh, turn it off.
(Beat stops)
[Baku]
Yo, we making it out the hood
[Lil Broomstick]
We don't live in the hood
[Baku]
The figurative hood, it's a metaphor. You make a song off these beats, you gon' come up.
[Lil Broomstick]
Come up on what? BANKRUPTCY?
[Baku]
I'm telling you, bruh, you gon' get bands.
[Lil Broomstick]
Bands? imma get banned, off Spotify.
[Baku]
The streets gon' fuck with this.
[Lil Broomstick]
The streets? The sidewalk ain't even fucking with it. Nobody's listening to this shit.
[Baku]
Shut up, peon.
(Beat plays again)
