Biggie Cheese
Everyone i know is John F. Kennedy
[INTRO]

KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY EVERYONE I KNOW IS FUCKIN' KENNEDY

[VERSE 1]

JOHN F. KENNEDY CAN SUCK MY DICK. I KNOW IT"S DISRESPECTFUL BUT, FUCK THAT PRICK. HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE EVEN WHEN I STROKE MY SHIT

[VERSE 2]

MY FANS ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY BITCHES ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY MOM IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY FUCKIN' GRANDMA IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY UNCLE WORKS IN TRUCKIN' AND EVEN HE IS JOHN F. KENNEDY

[VERSE 3]

JOHN F. KENNEDY CAN SUCK MY DICK. I KNOW IT"S DISRESPECTFUL BUT, FUCK THAT PRICK. HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE EVEN WHEN I STROKE MY SHIT

[VERSE 4]

MY CAR IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY DOG IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, THE LOCAL BARTENDER IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY RECORD LABEL IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY HOUSE IS JOHN FUCKING FITZGERALD KENNEDY THIS ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING SONG ANYMORE, JOHN F. KENNEDY'S A WHORE

[VERSE 5]

JOHN F. KENNEDY CAN SUCK MY DICK. I KNOW IT"S DISRESPECTFUL BUT, FUCK THAT PRICK. HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE EVEN WHEN I STROKE MY SHIT

[VERSE 6]
MY SHOES ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY FOOD IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY COUSINS ARE JOHN F, KENNEDY, THE POLICE ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, ALL REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS IN MY CITY ARE ALL JOHN F. FUCKING KENNEDY

[VERSE 7]

*the Kennedys surround Biggies house as we hear a shotgun cock*

IM ABOUTTA FUCKING KILL A N***A. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

*shotgun misfires and biggie shoots himself in the leg*

FUCK

*biggie falls to the floor as screams of the damned ensue*

AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

*the Kennedys close in on Biggie Cheese's body rolling on the floor, chanting a long forgotten demonic ritual*

LEAVE ME ALONE

*earth shatters and satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls*

FILTHY N***AS LEAVE ME ALONE I SAY

*the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself*
[OUTRO]

KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY EVERYONE I KNOW IS FUCKIN' KENNEDY- N***A WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

*Biggie Cheese manages to utter one final verse before existence as we know it comes to an end*