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Because, because, because, because [Laughing]
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Goodnight, goodnight

Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar
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Because a mouse's stomach is too small to hold a streetcar
Goodnight, goodnight

Why does a camel drink water
Why an' why an' why
Because a camel gets thirsty
Like you and me and everybody else does
Goodnight, goodnight
Why can't a cow have kittens
Why an' why an' why
Because a cow has little calves and a cat has little kittеns
And besides it's easiеr this way
Goodnight, goodnight

Why don't you answer my questions
Why an' why an' why
'Cause I don't know the answers
Goodnight, goodnight