[Verse 1]
I like to masturbate in the shower
I beat kids with autism
Down syndrome is my favourite joke
There are only two genders
Every other "gender" is a mental disorder
Laughing
This was recorded on a Wednesday, or was it?
Screaming
Laughing
Cancer
Laughing
I enjoy cancer jokes
Cancer is the answer to everything
Cancer is the answer
Illegible noises
Filthy Frank is the dankest fucker I know
Burping
Agh, oh boy
Well, I wish I could beat my own kids
Screaming
Crying
Cancer
Please help me
Bush did 9/11
Laughing
Mexicans are rapists
They're bringing drugs
They're bringing crime
Our only choice is to build that wall
I eat dry noodles
Oh yeah, I love this beat
This is my fucking jam, you know?
Illegible noises
What's funnier than a kid with down's syndrome?
Cancer
A kid with down's syndrome using a chemo patient's head as a gobstopper
If I was any more inbred, I would be a sandwich
Beating black people makes me feel empowered
Black orphans are funny
Slavery, slavery, slavery, more slavery
Laughing
What's funnier than slavery?
Nothing

[Breakdown]
Bush did 9/11

[Verse 2]
I can't not laugh at Bush did 9/11
Laughing
Cancer
We're about three quarters of the way through the song
Yeah
Screaming & laughing
Domestic abuse
Dab, dab, dab
Uh, yeah, screaming
Laughing
I am enjoying myself way too much
It's like what happens when I rape a kid
I'm gonna turn that five millimetre hole into a fourteen millimetre hole
Yeah, boy
Define edgy