[Verse 1]
I'm gonna write some bars to tell you just how I feel
This track goes out to all the cunts who think we are real
See, we making music, every line, it's a joke
If you can't get that shit through your skull then you should just choke
On a dick, if you toke
Take a hit of that pink blunt you usually smoke
These words I haven't wrote, they go out to the folks
Who think we are legitimately think we are some fucked up blokes, see

[Chorus]
If we are serious, Bin Laden was a nice guy
If we are serious, Hitler had good morals
If we are serious, pigs can fucking fly
If we are serious, then we're fucking horrible

[Verse 2]
Let me tell a story how we had a song go viral
People went to Facebook, view count doubled overnight
People like to mock us and the way we make our rhymes
But guess what, motherfuckers? That track only had two lines

[Interlude]
See, what I find funny about the whole situation and how you all think you are funny
Is the fact that my tracks are overplayed and I'm still making motherfucking money

[Bridge]
Jealous of me now?
Already hate me?
Doesn't matter anyway
Everyone else loves me
Jealous of me now?
Already hate me?
Doesn't matter anyway
Everyone else loves me

[Chorus]
If we are serious, 9/11's funny
If we are serious, my girlfriend is ten
If we are serious, Brexit's a good thing
If we are serious, our career would end

[Outro]
I couldn't even find a turkey, let alone fuck one