[Verse]
Can I put some bacon in your ass?
No, thanks
How about some Play-Doh in the back?
No, thanks
Lick the pussy like a watermelon?
No, thanks
Place me under house arrest?
No, thanks
Would you like some human contact?
No, thanks
How about having dark skin?
No, thanks
Can I stab you in the nipp'?
No, thanks
Fine, let's play cards?
No, thanks
Hey, man, you want a bagel?
No, thanks
How about a bit of weed?
No, thanks
Want to be in Linkin Park?
No, thanks
Fuck a turkey, get away with it?
Ah, well, you got me there