[Verse]
Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice, bitch
You want to play your cards with God and roll the dice, bitch?
Weeding out the weak with agriculture educational
You got me eating seeds and I ain't talking about fellatio
I'm crazy, yo
Got that technique stir fry chopstick Asian flow
I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills
But I know a little bit about the culinary skills, required
If you want to roll with the frying pan
Got to fry with the heart of a China-man
Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick
Shit taste like vagina, man
I ain't no Gordon Ramsay
But I make the best damn rice, you pansies
A bitch like me came from Japan, see
Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties
If you want a piece of this
Get in line, you piece of shit
They just keep coming back for more
You'd think Jehovah's Witnesses
They call me "The Grain Man"
Ancient ritual praying can
Help cook rice on a spiritual level
For those willing and able to be the king of the table, huh
Have some of my grain
I ain't talking about the fucking headaches
You get on the morning after Fridays
I throw this rice like bridesmaids

[Outro]
Stir fry
Stir fry
Stir fry
Stir fry
Stir fry
Stir fry
Stir fry
Stir fry