[Intro: Boris Johnson]
Beautiful rosy hue, do you know what it is? I will tell you, that beautiful hue is achieved by rubbing it with a special substance – rhubarb – it is rubbed with rhubarb, it is lovingly rubbed with rhubarb, the whole of the exterior of this building is rubbed with— (Ugh, NIKHEDONIA)

[Hook: NIKHEDONIA]
OK Tory
OK Tory
OK Tory
OK Tory
OK Tory
OK Tory
OK Tory
OK Tory
(Rhubarb)

[Verse 1: NIKHEDONIA]
I don't give a fuck about some upper class Tory
'Cause when I'm voting, they ain't able to walk in the morning
They Stephen Hawking
Yeah, I got these hoes up in labour like they be Jeremy Corbyn
Please, don't sell the NHS 'cause I canny afford it
Boris Johnson is a bellend somet' like Piers Morgan
Smack your local Tory 'til they're begging and crawling
Laughing at your funeral 'cause I'll be playing the organ

[Bridge: NIKHEDONIA]
You know, if the Tories win after we put this out, i–uhh, we're gonna be like that fucking Yoda meme that's like "Uhh, valid argument, I do not. Mmm, clown emoji, I must send" (Laughs)

[Hook: NIKHEDONIA & damienfarron]
OK Tory (OK Tory)
OK Tory (OK Tory)
OK Tory (Fuck off)
OK Tory (Die)
OK Tory (Okay)
OK Tory (Okay)
OK Tory (Yeah)
OK Tory (Die)
(Rhubarb)

[Verse 2: damienfarron]
OK Tory, I'm in your house like Cory, uh
Malcolm in the middle class, tryna come for me, uh
Working class Tory, boy, you a little bitch
Sell the NHS 'cause fuck them kids
Fiesty one, Tory-boy, you are
Bet it feels good to kill the poor, uh-huh
Murdering the innocent, that gets your dick hard
And I know you keep your taxes in the bank off shore, yeah
I get sloppy toppy from goth Tories (Ouu)
But not really 'cause they look like horses (Neigh)
They will sell our healthcare to buy Porsches (Uh-huh)
Fuck our human rights, they want our corpses (Ouu)

[Outro: Boris Johnson]
Lefty tossers!