Day by Dave
PewDiePie vs Cocomelon (Rap Battle)
Pewdiepie vs. Cocomelon
[laugh]
Fight

[cocomelon]
Roasting pewdiepie
Is a pretty easy task
There's no shortage of mistakes
That you've made in the past

It would be pretty simple
To get you on your knees
I'll just recall the long list
Of your controversies

You're a sour Swedish fish
Im a hungry baby shark
I wil do do do do do do do do
Your ass en eat you up

My watermelon hat will be
My watermelon crown
When I knock you from the top
Crushing floor gang to the ground

[pewdiepie]
Why is the baby's head
So fricking big?
I'm an icon of society
You're nursery rhymes for kids

My content has variety
And I've been posting daily
But I got to say the views you get
Are pretty fucking crazy

And im trying not to start
Another was, for sure
Cause we've been there before
And only just endured

But your pp is smol
So I must take you on
I'll burn you on the mic, baby
And then I'll Frick your mom

[cocomelon]
Son look he's impressed
That we get the views we do
Yes yes yes
We getting al the views

Good good
Getting all the views is good for you
Yay yay yay
I like it ooooo

I'm twinkle big star bitch
Shooting through the sky
Catching up fast
Soon I'm gonna pass you by

I guess you haven't got it anymore
Lke you once did
Bro the channels catching up
Has become a long list

Fricking rip

To the once king of YouTube
Undisputed undeniable
Now you're just another channel
Trying to remain likeable

Time has run out
Pewdiepie has lost his crown
And now we're just another company
Taking you down

[pewdiepie]
Okay. Now I'm pissed off
I was gonna be nice
After this
Before you run your mouth
You'll think twice

I was roasting things online
Before the baby was born
I guess there's no harm
In doing it once more

Your viewers are brainless babies
Who's parents are clearly lazy
They mindless play you daily
Whilst melting the babies brain

And your content is copy paste
See it's the same thing everyday
I got floor gang you'll never take me
Together we're never breaking (floor gang!)