Boomer
Ok boomer
You're a boomer
Ok boomer
Do you say "Oh back in my day"
When you talk to someone youthful
Do you moan all day at the news
Instead of doing something useful
Do you treat all service workers like they're nothing but your slaves
Are you further from your birth than you are closer to your grave
Boomer
Ok boomer
You're a boomer
Ok boomer
Book good
Phone bad
When I was 25 I had a wife was a dad
We worked 12 hours just to pay the bills
Y'all just watch Netflix and chill
Can't use a drill
Take too many pills
Think the sea levels rise
And you use vaccines
WiFi, what's that?
I got a wife I hate
I'd beat my kids if they stared at screens
Boomer
Ok boomer
You're a boomer
Ok boomer
Oh actually
I need your help!
I got a strange wart in a weird place, look!
Took a picture on my phone to show to the doc
And I somehow posted it on Facebook
Boomer
Ok boomer
You're a boomer
Ok boomer
You're a boomer
Ok boomer
You're a boomer
Ok boomer