[Verse 1]
My name is Kermit and I like to eat feet
My name is Kermit and I like to have the wees
My name is Kermit and sometimes I want run into dimension
My name is Kermit and I need to cry some more
My name is Kermit, I must dribble on dee floor
My name is Kermit rubbing around my tummy best best kind of attention
[Verse 2]
My name is Kermit, I eat fast like the beasts
My name is Kermit, I have jackfims faeces
My name is Kermit, it's time for toothless brother licking sеssion
But sometimes Kermit gеts flashbacks of the war
Sometimes Kermit needs to cry just a little bit more
Sometimes when Kermit cry, it sounds like the door
Sometimes Kermit rubs his face into the floor, yes the floor
My name is Kermit, I can shoot with my bark
My name is Kermit, I procreate at the park
My name is Kermit and I'm pinnacle of sophistication
My name is Kermit