[Verse 1]

Wake up, 2:30 in the morning
Starting to wish that I drank coffee
Check the other side of my bed
Still nobody
There's no girls I’m wanting
But l wanna catch a body
Every girl I meet and date and take
So far has just been snobby
I guess the only thing Tinder’s really good for
Is hooking up like it’s a hobby

[Chorus]

(But it’s cool, I don’t)
I don’t need your hind
(It's all cool)
I got Yoko by my side
(But it's cool, I don't)
I don’t want your kind
(It's all cool)
I got Yoko by my side
(But it's cool I don't)
I don't want your hind
(It's all cool)
I got Yoko by my side
(But it's cool I don't)
I don't need your kind
(It's all cool)
No, I got Yoko by my side
(It’s all cool, baby)

[Verse 2]

I like to cuddle with the real thing
But that’s ok, I got Yoko
Yoko is the name of this really hot anime girl
On my body pillow
I don’t know a single geek, like me, with money
That don’t have one of those
So mock me all you like, but if this shit is all I've got to work with
I’d rather be alone

[Chorus]

(But it’s cool, I don’t)
I don’t need your hind
(It's all cool)
I got Yoko by my side
(But it's cool, I don't)
I don’t want your kind
(It's all cool)
I got Yoko by my side
(But it's cool I don't)
I don't want your hind
(It's all cool)
I got Yoko by my side
(But it's cool I don't)
I don't need your kind
(It's all cool)
No, I got Yoko by my side
(It’s all cool, baby)