[Chorus: KASH KRABS & Sauceward]
Ooh-ooh-ooh (Heh-heh)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar (Omar on the come up)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (Heh-heh)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar
Squidward, man your stations (Huh?), keep all hands on deck (Uh-huh)
Keep watch for them Planktons, or else you won't get a check (Uh-huh)
Uh, came up from Rock Bottom, came up off that deficit (Uh-huh)
I’ve been countin' all this money, had to get to every cent (Yeah)

[Verse 1: KASH KRABS & Sauceward]
Get to every cent (Cent), money never spent (Money)
Searchin' for that treasure, had to camp out in a tent (Money)
Used to go to war, used to be out in them trenches (Uh-huh)
Now I’m gettin' riches (Uh-huh), steady penny pinchin'

[Verse 2: Sauceward]
I've just been swervin' the boat (Boat)
That little boy, he a joke (Heh)
I just went and copped a brand-new kelp, I'm smokin' on different dope (Gas)
My wrist and my neck, they look like the future, they always be covered in chrome (Future)
Some of y'all movin’ like y’all in the future (Future), these rappers, they really be clones (Future)

[Chorus: KASH KRABS, Sauceward & SpongeGuap]
Ooh-ooh-ooh (Heh-heh)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar (Heh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (Heh-heh, heh)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar
Squidward, man your stations, keep all hands on deck (Uh-huh)
Keep watch for them Planktons, or else you won't get a check (Uh-huh, ah)
Uh, came up from Rock Bottom, came up off that deficit (Uh-huh)
I’ve been countin' all this money, had to get to every cent
[Verse 3: SpongeGuap]
Yeah, better not touch Krab's guap
I'm Dirty Dan, all the rest are imposters
I lost, don’t scream, "Boo hoo", lil' bitch, I'm a monster
If I want you touched, I call Larry The Lobster (Beep-beep)
Hell no, I don't got a license, I'm aimin' for you when I'm drivin' the boat
Fortune teller, how we pick at your conscience, go ahead, ask the conch, it'll tell you you're broke
Shoutout to Gary and Patrick and Squid (And Squid)
So much bread, we wipe our asses with it (Asses with it)
Million dollars, got caught your ass stealin' (Ass stealin')
Go use your lil' asses, I bet you gon' get it (Gon' get it)
So much green, look like we covered in kelp (Kelp)
Pro patty flipper, don't need any help (Help)
I keep a spatula under the belt
Boy, you move like a clam, tryna steal all the wealth (All the wealth)

[Chorus: KASH KRABS, SAUCEWARD, SpongeGuap & KASH KRABS and SpongeGuap]
(Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Ooh-ooh-ooh (Heh-heh, ooh, woah)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar (Heh, don't touch it)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (Heh-heh, don't fuckin' touch it, don't fuckin' touch it)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar (Don't fuckin' touch it)
Squidward, man, your stations, keep all hands on deck (Yeah)
Keep watch for them Planktons, or else you won't get a check (Yeah)
Uh, came up from Rock Bottom, came up off that deficit
I've been countin' all this money, had to get to every cent
[Outro: SpongeGuap]
Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it