[VERSE 1]

Oh My God I just broke up with my ex
She told me I wasn’t giving her sex
Took all of her thangs, and I threw it out the balcony
Looked her in the eye, WOOF WOOF, go fetch for me!
Wait… hold up, my bad, uhh, I forgot that this was YOOOO CRIBBBB
I guess I should go make my way down the stairs, so I can pick up YOOO SHIIIITTT
Makin my downstairs, feeling sad
My girl’s mad and I’m broken
Screw all her thangs, I wanted a drink
I went on a walk, cause I needed to think
I was mad MAD
She done made me a fool
Was it my fault, I think sex isn’t cool
I guess this really is just one of them things
You only getting this D, if we exchanging rings
I could be wrong, what if I’ve been living a lie all along?
What if sex is the key and it makes the relationship so strong?
AHHH
MY BRAIN
IT HURTS
JUST STAPH
TAKE AWAY
THIS PAIN
OH GOD!!!
(Old Man)
My son you must take this thing from me!
Ahh you ugly old man, get away from me!
(Old Man)
I know you my son, you are very very hurt
You may have indian calves, but you got big hurt! (Heart)